Fuck Yea Poop

fmylife:

Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML

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    just wait til you take...front of doctors...nurses since...
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    HAHAHAHAH, SUCHA FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL.