December 2009
17 posts
“Dude, taking antibiotics and then drinking beer is a bad idea. I just let loose...”
– SlingBlade in Tucker Max’s I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
In honor of the holidays, my all-time favorite...
Quit playing games with my farts
South Butt Clothing Line Takes on North Face →
“I did try to explain, with a great deal of candor… that the general public is aware of the difference between a face and a butt,” said Albert Watkins, attorney for South Butt.
(319): Ever have a poop and think… that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog’s or a ferral animal’s? (via)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(804): This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
txtsfrmlstnght:
(781): So I’ll spare the details, but I think I discovered I’m lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you’ll be needing new sheets.
