February 2011
1 post
December 2010
2 posts
Can’t get enough poop humor? Follow the new twitter feed, @fuckyeapoop. So little time, so many poop jokes.
November 2010
4 posts
October 2010
1 post
September 2010
1 post
July 2010
8 posts
“Home is where the fart is.”
June 2010
11 posts
fmylife:
Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML
fmylife:
Today, I desperately had to go to the toilet. I realised there was no toilet paper. As if walking from one room to another with my pants around my ankles and shit on my ass wasn’t bad enough, my neighbours had a good look at me through my window while waiting for me to answer the door. FML
C: Mom wants me to tell you the story about the kid who pooped his pants at Beach Week.
J: What's the story?
C: This kid got really drunk and pooped his pants.
L: i would love to be with someone who appreciates poop, my brother texted my mom his poop while we were all home last weekend hahahahah
The Canelos Indians of Ecuador are very scared of their farts. It is believed that their soul escapes with the gas. In order to ensure that the soul doesn’t escape, a nearby person must hit the farter on the back three times after which the person who farted must prepare a feast. (via)
fmylife:
Today, while at a party, we were playing hide-and-seek. I had to take a huge dump so I tried to hurry up. Little did I know that everyone was hiding in the bathtub behind the shower curtain. FML
“Wait, the seat warmers are on? I just thought that was a really warm fart.”
– B
May 2010
2 posts
April 2010
1 post
January 2010
9 posts
txtsfrmlstnght:
(785): It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
txtsfrmlstnght:
(609): I’m in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom’s clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear… now it looks like she sharted
“When I was a kid, people called me artsy fartsy. Now they just call me fartsy”
– Kyle Kinane
WatchSpike Jonze’s Everyone Poops - CollegeHumor video
December 2009
17 posts
“Dude, taking antibiotics and then drinking beer is a bad idea. I just let loose...”
– SlingBlade in Tucker Max’s I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
In honor of the holidays, my all-time favorite...
Quit playing games with my farts
South Butt Clothing Line Takes on North Face →
“I did try to explain, with a great deal of candor… that the general public is aware of the difference between a face and a butt,” said Albert Watkins, attorney for South Butt.
